Thursday, March 24, 2005
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Shitty pan posting via Craigslist!
So I have this really shitty pan. It's a 12" saute/saucepan. It does cook food, in the sense that it gets hot and stuff, but that's about the best I can say for it. It's old, ineffectual, and well, shitty. I upgraded to a new pan, but I have real issues surrounding throwing things away, so if your personal needs call for a shitty pan, then you can have it.
Reasons you might need this pan:
-You are a conceptual artist in the process of making a new crap sculpture.
-You wish to become a pan-wielding subway vigilante.
-You work in the pan-technology industry, and wish to learn from the mistakes of the past in your quest to build the Pan Of The Future.
-You need a vessel in which to set something on fire.
-You want to cook dinner for someone you really hate.
Frankly, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you get it out of my house. It brings back memories of a thousand ruined dinners, and, frankly, I'm bitter. So if you want a shitty pan, it's yours. My schedule is open and getting rid of this pan is a priority.
Lid included.
Reasons you might need this pan:
-You are a conceptual artist in the process of making a new crap sculpture.
-You wish to become a pan-wielding subway vigilante.
-You work in the pan-technology industry, and wish to learn from the mistakes of the past in your quest to build the Pan Of The Future.
-You need a vessel in which to set something on fire.
-You want to cook dinner for someone you really hate.
Frankly, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you get it out of my house. It brings back memories of a thousand ruined dinners, and, frankly, I'm bitter. So if you want a shitty pan, it's yours. My schedule is open and getting rid of this pan is a priority.
Lid included.
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