Saturday, February 05, 2005

Anyone else ever had the back trauma and had to sneeze?

Then you sneeze but try as much as possible to NOT move a muscle during your sneeze to ensure the least amount of pain in your trauam'ed back?


Damn back.

Ever sleep funny on your back and wake up with a strained muscle?

So much for golf today :(

I was pain free for a long time. Started taking it for granted. I gotta go back to the gym and get a 6 pack! Back into weekly sports and the like :)

Starting after my back feels better I will be going to the gym again/racquetball/basketball/tennis and mild weights.

If only i didnt have to drive 30 fuckin' minutes to workout/play racquetball.

OPEN A GODDAMNN INDOOR COMPLEX around my corner and I would be Hercules.

FUCK IT - only live once. I shall do it.

Friday, February 04, 2005

You gotta love when anything happens for the first time (to our knowledge) in our solar system.

A new set of infrared images suggests a warm "polar vortex" at Saturn's south pole... The first warm polar cap ever to be discovered in the solar system!

Anyone ever see a shooting star or comet?

Let me know about any cool experiences like that.

Anyone ever see an Oblong Pheasant With Unkept Cuticles?

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Hortimer deserves pie for struggle!

This is another site I work on :) It has not been updated in WAY TOO LONG, but for now click on the link and see if you can get through the obscene maze of photographs without making a mistake! It can be done...

(Run on sentence, for no particular reason)- Then go and click on other nonsense around the SAM AND BILL ARE HOT MALE MODELS site and read and laugh and cry and smile and dance and then pass it all along to your friends and then go buy something in both stores because we, like Hortimer, deserve pie for STRUGGLE!

Sam and Bill - Hot Male Models! DAAT CAHM!

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

The best show of all time in my opinion is M*A*S*H followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The M*A*SH "DREAM" episode was just on. This is the one where everyone in the camp has obscure dream sequences after 3 days straight in the operating room without sleep. Hawkeye's dream was such a truly great segment in television history. (If you do not know the episode here is a synopsis of his dream:

Hawkeye dreams he fell asleep in a medical school class and missed what the professor was lecturing about, which was reattaching a limb.

He then is asked by the professor to remove his right arm. Charles (Emerson Winchester the Third), who is the only other person in the class removes Hawkeye's right arm with a twist and a pull.

Then the professor asks Hawkeye if he knows how to do the procedure again (in the background you see a soldier who needs his arm reattached) and a very distressed Hawkeye states that he was sleeping and cannot do the operation successfully.

The professor then asks Hawkeye for his left arm by saying "your left arm please."

Hawkeye twists and pulls on his own left arm and gives it to the professor. The professor then tosses the arm (visually you see a prosthetic arm) into a swampy lake that is full of other arms and legs of soldiers who supposedly needed their limb reattached.

Hawkeye is then seen floating in a canoe, armless and with no paddles, bumping into all of the arms and legs and dripping with sweat.

He then sees a young South Korean child that is wounded but he cannot stop the boat or help her because he has no arms.

He screams.

Then awakes and hears choppers coming with yet more wounded.

What an amazing piece of television :)

What is your favorite TV show of all time? Name 2 or 3 if ya like :)

I will probably blog alot more about Curb Your Enthusiasm once the new season launches! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things would you want with you?

I have had many dreams about being in this situation. The people who were saved today brought it up in my mind again. Ironically, last night before I feel asleep the Bugs Bunny cartoon was on entitled "Wai-ki-ki Wabbit." This is the episode where Bugs winds up on a desserted island with 1 really fat guy and 1 really skinny guy. It is quality.

I wonder how many people are stranded on a desert island right at this very moment?

Breaking news from CNN!

So awesome that these people made it! 38 days later :)

You just can't make this shit up!

A London artist who collected mucus from his nose for two years and displayed the resulting ball of snot at four separate art exhibitions is now ready to part with his prized possession -- to the tune of roughly $20,000.

James Robert Ford's brussels sprout-sized "Bogey Ball" now rests in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he is seeking an art collector to take possession of it.

He wants no less than 10,000 British pounds for the mucus blob, explaining that each booger is a part of his body and it would be impossible for anyone to replicate.

In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all the different places I have been and people I've met."

So far, the artist has only received offers in the 100-to-500-pound range, but he says his snot is worth much more than that.

His desired price breaks down to roughly 10 pounds per piece of mucus -- or about $18 U.S.

How does Ford feel about parting with his notorious piece of art? He says, "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time, it's hard not to have any money."

He should sell the fucking thing on eBay!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

At the moment im eating frosted strawberry pop tarts and listening to doo wop music.

For some reason doo wop music makes me want to eat pop tarts.

What are your top 5 favorite songs of all time?

And what do you like to eat while you listen?

If you have recently heard an amazing song let me know about it, I need to hear some new badass shit, if ya know what I mean.

There are few songs that are better then the ROYAL MOUNTED CANADIAN YAKSMEN from Ren and Stimpy. (The link will open up a real player audio file).

It is a cartoon favorite of mine. I am proud of that :) Listen and love!

What is your favorite cartoon song?


Anonymous blog posting idiots.

I love the idea of anyone who wants to post without registering or mentioning who they are (if I know them)they are permitted... BUT some people are just truly insane with their comments. This one person has been posting up about racist nonsense, another person enjoys posting negative bull shit. Why do these people stoop to these levels?

Monday, January 31, 2005

Anyone need some adult feet pajamas?

For that adult regressive phaze?

I cannot imagine slipping into a pair of these babies and thinking, NOW I can sleep in comfort!

Anyone have a pair? Tell me about it, please, for the love of God, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

In a Gossamer from Bugs Bunny cartoons voice. (If you do not know who Gossamer is please click here.) I'm badly in need of a manicure!

Oy Veigh.

This is how we answer the door in my neighborhood boys and girls: WHO IZZZIT?

Living in NYC and running an Internet business, this is such an interesting visual to me...

January 31, 2005 -(Milk, LA) — Beginning today, people in the town of Mink, Louisiana, will know the pleasure of a phone call or the frustration of a busy signal.

Mink was one of the last rural areas of the U.S. without regular phone service. BellSouth has spent $700,000, or about $47,000 per phone, to extend 30 miles of cable through thick forests to Mink.

Taxpayers will pick up some of the tab, with a levy on their phone bills statewide. There's going to be a fish-fry (YEE HAW) in Mink to celebrate today.

Who knows, maybe the dinner will be interrupted by a call from a telemarketer.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Anyone ever meet someone who looks like a muppet or cartoon character?

I met a guy the other day who looked exactly like BEEKER! It was really funny to associate a human with a muppet.