Today is a big day. Today we get toilet!

No more running down 3 flights of stairs for the "must urination calling" when you first awaken in the morning. I have tried to work a method in the last 3-4 weeks that can prolong the need to urinate immediately upon opening my eyes but alas, it is simply not possible without the obscene burning feeling that does not end its torture on the urethra until it spews the liquid.

Needless to say we are excited.

I just bought 120 of the best episodes of WOODY WOODPECKER on DVD via eBay!

See, now this is what I am talking about. It's all about finding a deal like this (assuming it's legit). Someone spent the time to burn these episodes to DVD or transferred them from VHS or TV to DVD. GOD BLESS THEM! I hope the quality is good enough to observe the quality visual and hi-jinx that is Woody and his friends like Chilly Willy the penguin and that zany crocodile (along the river nile, I guess their always warm as toast they always seem to smile!)

I just posted on a blog that Larry David posted on!

Hopefully one day I will meet the older version of myself. Would give my right nipple, my left knee and my upper lip to be an extra on CYE!

Holy shit life is busy!

Since we moved in every aspect of shit has been non stop busy. I am hoping we can have the bathroom upstairs finished by this coming Friday.

the kitchen cabinets will be here tomorrow but will have to sit in the garage until everything else is done.

we gotta buy the kitchen floor tile tonight or tomorrow as well.

work is booming as well.

fun but chaotic to juggle all but hopefully in about 1 month everything will be settled and the new site will be online.

then we can rock it out for the rest of the year.

oyveighzmir

Almost 10,000 hits to my blog. SO I AM BACK INTO IT!

So the bathroom tub is in. We now have lived in Cranford, NJ for 1 week and I must say it is such an amazing place. People are so nice and caring about their area and houses. If anyone seeing this lives near or in NYC and never heard of Cranford, NJ it should be checked out. It is one of the few places left that you can still get a decent size piece of the earth for less then $500,000 near nyc. My wife says she has been getting into NYC in 40 mins door to door. That is rockin!!!!!!

Today we are awaiting the toilet delivery along with the stove, microwave and the vanity for the bathroom. I think that is the last major purchase for awhile. Unless we get the corvette or piano soon!

So now we are GUT RENOVATING the bathroom AND kitchen

An old friend of mine is a contractor so with his uncle who is a master plumber and electrician, they are gutting both rooms. Basically, we are doing it because he is hooking us up with a sick deal!!!

Will show some photos before and after asap........

YEEEHAWWW.

Got the jetted tub i wanted too!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Get keys May 10! YIPPPPPPPIE!

Oy vey with the fingah' I'm a little vaclempt!

I will never think about Wendy's the same again.

Shitty pan posting via Craigslist!

So I have this really shitty pan. It's a 12" saute/saucepan. It does cook food, in the sense that it gets hot and stuff, but that's about the best I can say for it. It's old, ineffectual, and well, shitty. I upgraded to a new pan, but I have real issues surrounding throwing things away, so if your personal needs call for a shitty pan, then you can have it.

Reasons you might need this pan:

-You are a conceptual artist in the process of making a new crap sculpture.

-You wish to become a pan-wielding subway vigilante.

-You work in the pan-technology industry, and wish to learn from the mistakes of the past in your quest to build the Pan Of The Future.

-You need a vessel in which to set something on fire.

-You want to cook dinner for someone you really hate.

Frankly, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you get it out of my house. It brings back memories of a thousand ruined dinners, and, frankly, I'm bitter. So if you want a shitty pan, it's yours. My schedule is open and getting rid of this pan is a priority.

Lid included.

Space, the final frontier! Must be nice to have billions and take over towns for space projects.

I should start a collection in which everyone donates at least $1.00 to the MindSmack SPACE Program. Maybe I can buy a slab of land in some desolate region and create the first Mindsmack SPACE Program or (MSP).

Who wants to give me $1.00 or more for this project?

It would go into an interest bearing account that would only be used to buy desolate land in an obscure region.

American Idol or McDonald's Slogan?

ONLY THING WORSE THEN "SEACREAST OUT" is "IM LOVIN IT"

who agrees???

both induce nausea...but SEACREST OUT is truely vomitous.

Look at this nonsense!

Anyone bidding?

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WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!! So fucking excited!!!!!!!

Went down to the wire with attorney review...Our fax went through with all of the proper signatures and then the other brokers had 2 offers ready to show the sellers. Legally, they werent able to see the offers because attorney review had ended. so in essence, we got very lucky that no bidding war took place. I have learned a shitload in the past 7 days. On top of work being truly insane with projects, it has been a maddening but great year so far.

If the house inspection goes well on Monday we would be set to move in May 10, 2005.

YIPPIE KIE YO KIE YEAAAAAA MUTHA FUCKKKKKKKKAZZZ!!!!

Just put a bid on a house in Cranford, NJ!

I hope it goes through...the place rocks...If we get it ill post photos :)

YEEHAW!!!

Anyone else ever eat these chips?

MAN THEY ARE THE BEST CHIP - SOUR CREAM CHARLES CHIPS!

What is your favorite snacking item?

How cool would it be to uncover new life forms :) Anyone ever get abducted before? tell me about your experience!

They should make a FRED DRYER as "Hunter" Pez Dispenser!

I cannot believe there is a Fred Dryer dot com.

Damn Parker Lewis Can't Lose not coming to DVD yet!

Maybe eBay has a CORIN NEMEC Pez dispenser for Bill?

I love the internet.

Been incredibly bizzy with obscene amount of work BUT read this:

Inventor preserves self to witness immortality!

Went to a birthday party for my cousin last night in NYC and let me tell you about the FUCKIN' parking situation!

Holy Christ!

I got from my apartment in Brooklyn to 42nd street NYC in about 15 minutes by car, which ROCKED! I was excited...then, it took me 20 minutes to get from 42nd street to 46th st and 6th ave! Then, I got a great spot right across the street from the VIA BRAZIL restaurant (my destination). I got excited again...Then I realized the fucking meter there only takes quarters or golden dollars! I began fumbling through the car crevices and came up with 3 quarters, 18 dimes, 6 nickels and 41 wrappers of some kind. This left me in quite the pickle!

So, I put the 3 quarters into the muni-meter and was fucking AGOG when i saw it got me a whopping 12 minutes of time!

So, I went into POPEYES chicken and they said "NO QUARTERS UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING"

So, I stormed out of there very angerly and went next door to Burger King. The dickhead cashier said "No" but i saw the manager sitting at a table so I asked "Freddy" if his fast food establishment could spare a few bucks in quarters and he said "No."

The PRICK!!!!!

So, I went into 3 other places and was starting to panic because I was into the eleventh minute!

NO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!

So, I went into the VIA BRAZIL restaurant where I explained the situation and they forked over $5 in quarters!

I rushed out to see if I was ticketed yet, and luckily was not.

Put the $5 into the MUNI METER and bought myself about an hour worth of parking time.

YEEHAW!

I had to go out to the meter 2 other times to feed it.

Goddamn NYC parking!

I guess it is cheaper then a lot for $30 per hour.

I am seriously considering starting another business in which I carry rolls of quarters worth $10 and sell it to people who are fucked on NYC streets trying to park for $20!

A golden dollar would sell for $2.



Etc..

1 <3 NYC

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I fuckin' hate it when ya walk past a person and ya get their fuckin' stank ass downwind aroma..

This happens pretty much any time ya go outside. I walked past this guy and knew he would be stank so I tried quickly to avoid walking within a 6 foot radius of his person...it didn't fuckin' work!

GODDAMN THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE!

take a shower!

then there are those who wear the 2-3 gallons of perfume or cologne!

they are just as bad.

we, as citizens should be able to arrests these people.

there should be stank ass holding cells underground in neighborhoods where these people have to suffer for maybe 15 minutes for first offenses!

thoughts?

goddamnit!