Get keys May 10! YIPPPPPPPIE!

Oy vey with the fingah' I'm a little vaclempt!

I will never think about Wendy's the same again.

Shitty pan posting via Craigslist!

So I have this really shitty pan. It's a 12" saute/saucepan. It does cook food, in the sense that it gets hot and stuff, but that's about the best I can say for it. It's old, ineffectual, and well, shitty. I upgraded to a new pan, but I have real issues surrounding throwing things away, so if your personal needs call for a shitty pan, then you can have it.

Reasons you might need this pan:

-You are a conceptual artist in the process of making a new crap sculpture.

-You wish to become a pan-wielding subway vigilante.

-You work in the pan-technology industry, and wish to learn from the mistakes of the past in your quest to build the Pan Of The Future.

-You need a vessel in which to set something on fire.

-You want to cook dinner for someone you really hate.

Frankly, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you get it out of my house. It brings back memories of a thousand ruined dinners, and, frankly, I'm bitter. So if you want a shitty pan, it's yours. My schedule is open and getting rid of this pan is a priority.

Lid included.

Space, the final frontier! Must be nice to have billions and take over towns for space projects.

I should start a collection in which everyone donates at least $1.00 to the MindSmack SPACE Program. Maybe I can buy a slab of land in some desolate region and create the first Mindsmack SPACE Program or (MSP).

Who wants to give me $1.00 or more for this project?

It would go into an interest bearing account that would only be used to buy desolate land in an obscure region.

American Idol or McDonald's Slogan?

ONLY THING WORSE THEN "SEACREAST OUT" is "IM LOVIN IT"

who agrees???

both induce nausea...but SEACREST OUT is truely vomitous.

Look at this nonsense!

Anyone bidding?

:)

WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!! So fucking excited!!!!!!!

Went down to the wire with attorney review...Our fax went through with all of the proper signatures and then the other brokers had 2 offers ready to show the sellers. Legally, they werent able to see the offers because attorney review had ended. so in essence, we got very lucky that no bidding war took place. I have learned a shitload in the past 7 days. On top of work being truly insane with projects, it has been a maddening but great year so far.

If the house inspection goes well on Monday we would be set to move in May 10, 2005.

YIPPIE KIE YO KIE YEAAAAAA MUTHA FUCKKKKKKKKAZZZ!!!!

Just put a bid on a house in Cranford, NJ!

I hope it goes through...the place rocks...If we get it ill post photos :)

YEEHAW!!!

Anyone else ever eat these chips?

MAN THEY ARE THE BEST CHIP - SOUR CREAM CHARLES CHIPS!

What is your favorite snacking item?

How cool would it be to uncover new life forms :) Anyone ever get abducted before? tell me about your experience!

They should make a FRED DRYER as "Hunter" Pez Dispenser!

I cannot believe there is a Fred Dryer dot com.

Damn Parker Lewis Can't Lose not coming to DVD yet!

Maybe eBay has a CORIN NEMEC Pez dispenser for Bill?

I love the internet.

Been incredibly bizzy with obscene amount of work BUT read this:

Inventor preserves self to witness immortality!

Went to a birthday party for my cousin last night in NYC and let me tell you about the FUCKIN' parking situation!

Holy Christ!

I got from my apartment in Brooklyn to 42nd street NYC in about 15 minutes by car, which ROCKED! I was excited...then, it took me 20 minutes to get from 42nd street to 46th st and 6th ave! Then, I got a great spot right across the street from the VIA BRAZIL restaurant (my destination). I got excited again...Then I realized the fucking meter there only takes quarters or golden dollars! I began fumbling through the car crevices and came up with 3 quarters, 18 dimes, 6 nickels and 41 wrappers of some kind. This left me in quite the pickle!

So, I put the 3 quarters into the muni-meter and was fucking AGOG when i saw it got me a whopping 12 minutes of time!

So, I went into POPEYES chicken and they said "NO QUARTERS UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING"

So, I stormed out of there very angerly and went next door to Burger King. The dickhead cashier said "No" but i saw the manager sitting at a table so I asked "Freddy" if his fast food establishment could spare a few bucks in quarters and he said "No."

The PRICK!!!!!

So, I went into 3 other places and was starting to panic because I was into the eleventh minute!

NO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!

So, I went into the VIA BRAZIL restaurant where I explained the situation and they forked over $5 in quarters!

I rushed out to see if I was ticketed yet, and luckily was not.

Put the $5 into the MUNI METER and bought myself about an hour worth of parking time.

YEEHAW!

I had to go out to the meter 2 other times to feed it.

Goddamn NYC parking!

I guess it is cheaper then a lot for $30 per hour.

I am seriously considering starting another business in which I carry rolls of quarters worth $10 and sell it to people who are fucked on NYC streets trying to park for $20!

A golden dollar would sell for $2.



Etc..

1 <3 NYC

:)

I fuckin' hate it when ya walk past a person and ya get their fuckin' stank ass downwind aroma..

This happens pretty much any time ya go outside. I walked past this guy and knew he would be stank so I tried quickly to avoid walking within a 6 foot radius of his person...it didn't fuckin' work!

GODDAMN THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE!

take a shower!

then there are those who wear the 2-3 gallons of perfume or cologne!

they are just as bad.

we, as citizens should be able to arrests these people.

there should be stank ass holding cells underground in neighborhoods where these people have to suffer for maybe 15 minutes for first offenses!

thoughts?

goddamnit!

This boy scout called the right company about popcorn!

So I saw a commercial that blockbuster video is offering a better deal the NetFlix...

So I signed up and now have 58 movies in my queue. I got Ray in the mail yesterday and was all excited to watch it last night. The goddamn numbskulls sent me the BONUS 2nd disc DVD instead of the movie itself! What goddamn numbskulls! Luckily this is free for 2 weeks :)

MISTER ROPER or MISTER FURLEY?

Who is your favorite? And why?



OR



:)

The THOR episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was just on. So fuckin' hilarious!

The part where he has to change his own tire is just BADASS funny :)

GO WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!

Anyone else ever had the back trauma and had to sneeze?

Then you sneeze but try as much as possible to NOT move a muscle during your sneeze to ensure the least amount of pain in your trauam'ed back?

IT DOESNT WORK WELL!

Damn back.

Ever sleep funny on your back and wake up with a strained muscle?

So much for golf today :(

I was pain free for a long time. Started taking it for granted. I gotta go back to the gym and get a 6 pack! Back into weekly sports and the like :)

Starting after my back feels better I will be going to the gym again/racquetball/basketball/tennis and mild weights.

If only i didnt have to drive 30 fuckin' minutes to workout/play racquetball.

OPEN A GODDAMNN INDOOR COMPLEX around my corner and I would be Hercules.

FUCK IT - only live once. I shall do it.