ONLY THING WORSE THEN "SEACREAST OUT" is "IM LOVIN IT"
who agrees???
both induce nausea...but SEACREST OUT is truely vomitous.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!! So fucking excited!!!!!!!
Went down to the wire with attorney review...Our fax went through with all of the proper signatures and then the other brokers had 2 offers ready to show the sellers. Legally, they werent able to see the offers because attorney review had ended. so in essence, we got very lucky that no bidding war took place. I have learned a shitload in the past 7 days. On top of work being truly insane with projects, it has been a maddening but great year so far.
If the house inspection goes well on Monday we would be set to move in May 10, 2005.
YIPPIE KIE YO KIE YEAAAAAA MUTHA FUCKKKKKKKKAZZZ!!!!
Went down to the wire with attorney review...Our fax went through with all of the proper signatures and then the other brokers had 2 offers ready to show the sellers. Legally, they werent able to see the offers because attorney review had ended. so in essence, we got very lucky that no bidding war took place. I have learned a shitload in the past 7 days. On top of work being truly insane with projects, it has been a maddening but great year so far.
If the house inspection goes well on Monday we would be set to move in May 10, 2005.
YIPPIE KIE YO KIE YEAAAAAA MUTHA FUCKKKKKKKKAZZZ!!!!
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Just put a bid on a house in Cranford, NJ!
I hope it goes through...the place rocks...If we get it ill post photos :)
YEEHAW!!!
YEEHAW!!!
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Anyone else ever eat these chips?
MAN THEY ARE THE BEST CHIP - SOUR CREAM CHARLES CHIPS!
What is your favorite snacking item?
What is your favorite snacking item?
Monday, February 21, 2005
They should make a FRED DRYER as "Hunter" Pez Dispenser!
I cannot believe there is a Fred Dryer dot com.
Damn Parker Lewis Can't Lose not coming to DVD yet!
Maybe eBay has a CORIN NEMEC Pez dispenser for Bill?
I love the internet.
Damn Parker Lewis Can't Lose not coming to DVD yet!
Maybe eBay has a CORIN NEMEC Pez dispenser for Bill?
I love the internet.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Been incredibly bizzy with obscene amount of work BUT read this:
Inventor preserves self to witness immortality!
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Went to a birthday party for my cousin last night in NYC and let me tell you about the FUCKIN' parking situation!
Holy Christ!
I got from my apartment in Brooklyn to 42nd street NYC in about 15 minutes by car, which ROCKED! I was excited...then, it took me 20 minutes to get from 42nd street to 46th st and 6th ave! Then, I got a great spot right across the street from the VIA BRAZIL restaurant (my destination). I got excited again...Then I realized the fucking meter there only takes quarters or golden dollars! I began fumbling through the car crevices and came up with 3 quarters, 18 dimes, 6 nickels and 41 wrappers of some kind. This left me in quite the pickle!
So, I put the 3 quarters into the muni-meter and was fucking AGOG when i saw it got me a whopping 12 minutes of time!
So, I went into POPEYES chicken and they said "NO QUARTERS UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING"
So, I stormed out of there very angerly and went next door to Burger King. The dickhead cashier said "No" but i saw the manager sitting at a table so I asked "Freddy" if his fast food establishment could spare a few bucks in quarters and he said "No."
The PRICK!!!!!
So, I went into 3 other places and was starting to panic because I was into the eleventh minute!
NO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!
So, I went into the VIA BRAZIL restaurant where I explained the situation and they forked over $5 in quarters!
I rushed out to see if I was ticketed yet, and luckily was not.
Put the $5 into the MUNI METER and bought myself about an hour worth of parking time.
YEEHAW!
I had to go out to the meter 2 other times to feed it.
Goddamn NYC parking!
I guess it is cheaper then a lot for $30 per hour.
I am seriously considering starting another business in which I carry rolls of quarters worth $10 and sell it to people who are fucked on NYC streets trying to park for $20!
A golden dollar would sell for $2.
Etc..
1 <3 NYC
:)
I got from my apartment in Brooklyn to 42nd street NYC in about 15 minutes by car, which ROCKED! I was excited...then, it took me 20 minutes to get from 42nd street to 46th st and 6th ave! Then, I got a great spot right across the street from the VIA BRAZIL restaurant (my destination). I got excited again...Then I realized the fucking meter there only takes quarters or golden dollars! I began fumbling through the car crevices and came up with 3 quarters, 18 dimes, 6 nickels and 41 wrappers of some kind. This left me in quite the pickle!
So, I put the 3 quarters into the muni-meter and was fucking AGOG when i saw it got me a whopping 12 minutes of time!
So, I went into POPEYES chicken and they said "NO QUARTERS UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING"
So, I stormed out of there very angerly and went next door to Burger King. The dickhead cashier said "No" but i saw the manager sitting at a table so I asked "Freddy" if his fast food establishment could spare a few bucks in quarters and he said "No."
The PRICK!!!!!
So, I went into 3 other places and was starting to panic because I was into the eleventh minute!
NO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!
So, I went into the VIA BRAZIL restaurant where I explained the situation and they forked over $5 in quarters!
I rushed out to see if I was ticketed yet, and luckily was not.
Put the $5 into the MUNI METER and bought myself about an hour worth of parking time.
YEEHAW!
I had to go out to the meter 2 other times to feed it.
Goddamn NYC parking!
I guess it is cheaper then a lot for $30 per hour.
I am seriously considering starting another business in which I carry rolls of quarters worth $10 and sell it to people who are fucked on NYC streets trying to park for $20!
A golden dollar would sell for $2.
Etc..
1 <3 NYC
:)
Thursday, February 10, 2005
I fuckin' hate it when ya walk past a person and ya get their fuckin' stank ass downwind aroma..
This happens pretty much any time ya go outside. I walked past this guy and knew he would be stank so I tried quickly to avoid walking within a 6 foot radius of his person...it didn't fuckin' work!
GODDAMN THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE!
take a shower!
then there are those who wear the 2-3 gallons of perfume or cologne!
they are just as bad.
we, as citizens should be able to arrests these people.
there should be stank ass holding cells underground in neighborhoods where these people have to suffer for maybe 15 minutes for first offenses!
thoughts?
goddamnit!
GODDAMN THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE!
take a shower!
then there are those who wear the 2-3 gallons of perfume or cologne!
they are just as bad.
we, as citizens should be able to arrests these people.
there should be stank ass holding cells underground in neighborhoods where these people have to suffer for maybe 15 minutes for first offenses!
thoughts?
goddamnit!
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
So I saw a commercial that blockbuster video is offering a better deal the NetFlix...
So I signed up and now have 58 movies in my queue. I got Ray in the mail yesterday and was all excited to watch it last night. The goddamn numbskulls sent me the BONUS 2nd disc DVD instead of the movie itself! What goddamn numbskulls! Luckily this is free for 2 weeks :)
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Monday, February 07, 2005
The THOR episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was just on. So fuckin' hilarious!
The part where he has to change his own tire is just BADASS funny :)
GO WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!
GO WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Anyone else ever had the back trauma and had to sneeze?
Then you sneeze but try as much as possible to NOT move a muscle during your sneeze to ensure the least amount of pain in your trauam'ed back?
IT DOESNT WORK WELL!
Damn back.
IT DOESNT WORK WELL!
Damn back.
Ever sleep funny on your back and wake up with a strained muscle?
So much for golf today :(
I was pain free for a long time. Started taking it for granted. I gotta go back to the gym and get a 6 pack! Back into weekly sports and the like :)
Starting after my back feels better I will be going to the gym again/racquetball/basketball/tennis and mild weights.
If only i didnt have to drive 30 fuckin' minutes to workout/play racquetball.
OPEN A GODDAMNN INDOOR COMPLEX around my corner and I would be Hercules.
FUCK IT - only live once. I shall do it.
I was pain free for a long time. Started taking it for granted. I gotta go back to the gym and get a 6 pack! Back into weekly sports and the like :)
Starting after my back feels better I will be going to the gym again/racquetball/basketball/tennis and mild weights.
If only i didnt have to drive 30 fuckin' minutes to workout/play racquetball.
OPEN A GODDAMNN INDOOR COMPLEX around my corner and I would be Hercules.
FUCK IT - only live once. I shall do it.
Friday, February 04, 2005
You gotta love when anything happens for the first time (to our knowledge) in our solar system.
A new set of infrared images suggests a warm "polar vortex" at Saturn's south pole... The first warm polar cap ever to be discovered in the solar system!
Anyone ever see a shooting star or comet?
Let me know about any cool experiences like that.
Anyone ever see a shooting star or comet?
Let me know about any cool experiences like that.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Hortimer deserves pie for struggle!
This is another site I work on :) It has not been updated in WAY TOO LONG, but for now click on the link and see if you can get through the obscene maze of photographs without making a mistake! It can be done...
(Run on sentence, for no particular reason)- Then go and click on other nonsense around the SAM AND BILL ARE HOT MALE MODELS site and read and laugh and cry and smile and dance and then pass it all along to your friends and then go buy something in both stores because we, like Hortimer, deserve pie for STRUGGLE!
Sam and Bill - Hot Male Models! DAAT CAHM!
(Run on sentence, for no particular reason)- Then go and click on other nonsense around the SAM AND BILL ARE HOT MALE MODELS site and read and laugh and cry and smile and dance and then pass it all along to your friends and then go buy something in both stores because we, like Hortimer, deserve pie for STRUGGLE!
Sam and Bill - Hot Male Models! DAAT CAHM!
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
The best show of all time in my opinion is M*A*S*H followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The M*A*SH "DREAM" episode was just on. This is the one where everyone in the camp has obscure dream sequences after 3 days straight in the operating room without sleep. Hawkeye's dream was such a truly great segment in television history. (If you do not know the episode here is a synopsis of his dream:
Hawkeye dreams he fell asleep in a medical school class and missed what the professor was lecturing about, which was reattaching a limb.
He then is asked by the professor to remove his right arm. Charles (Emerson Winchester the Third), who is the only other person in the class removes Hawkeye's right arm with a twist and a pull.
Then the professor asks Hawkeye if he knows how to do the procedure again (in the background you see a soldier who needs his arm reattached) and a very distressed Hawkeye states that he was sleeping and cannot do the operation successfully.
The professor then asks Hawkeye for his left arm by saying "your left arm please."
Hawkeye twists and pulls on his own left arm and gives it to the professor. The professor then tosses the arm (visually you see a prosthetic arm) into a swampy lake that is full of other arms and legs of soldiers who supposedly needed their limb reattached.
Hawkeye is then seen floating in a canoe, armless and with no paddles, bumping into all of the arms and legs and dripping with sweat.
He then sees a young South Korean child that is wounded but he cannot stop the boat or help her because he has no arms.
He screams.
Then awakes and hears choppers coming with yet more wounded.
What an amazing piece of television :)
What is your favorite TV show of all time? Name 2 or 3 if ya like :)
I will probably blog alot more about Curb Your Enthusiasm once the new season launches! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hawkeye dreams he fell asleep in a medical school class and missed what the professor was lecturing about, which was reattaching a limb.
He then is asked by the professor to remove his right arm. Charles (Emerson Winchester the Third), who is the only other person in the class removes Hawkeye's right arm with a twist and a pull.
Then the professor asks Hawkeye if he knows how to do the procedure again (in the background you see a soldier who needs his arm reattached) and a very distressed Hawkeye states that he was sleeping and cannot do the operation successfully.
The professor then asks Hawkeye for his left arm by saying "your left arm please."
Hawkeye twists and pulls on his own left arm and gives it to the professor. The professor then tosses the arm (visually you see a prosthetic arm) into a swampy lake that is full of other arms and legs of soldiers who supposedly needed their limb reattached.
Hawkeye is then seen floating in a canoe, armless and with no paddles, bumping into all of the arms and legs and dripping with sweat.
He then sees a young South Korean child that is wounded but he cannot stop the boat or help her because he has no arms.
He screams.
Then awakes and hears choppers coming with yet more wounded.
What an amazing piece of television :)
What is your favorite TV show of all time? Name 2 or 3 if ya like :)
I will probably blog alot more about Curb Your Enthusiasm once the new season launches! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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