2. Find them on way-out-in-the-fuckin'-arctic.craigslist.org.
3. Fly them in from the Arctic via QANTAS.
4. Ensure their trasport from the airport to the snow effected area that concerns you via black stretch lincoln limo.
5. Rent a snow plow from a local eskimo sno plow rental dealer.
6. Have the head eskimo eat a sandwich.
7. He then deserves pie for struggle!
8. Have the other 5 eskimoes pile into the snow plow, thus setting the guinness world record for number of eskimoes smooshed into a regulation size snow plow.
9. Have the 5 eskimoes step on the gas pedal after starting up said plow.
10. Have the 5 eskimoes plow that snow.
11. Pay the 5 eskimoes who plowed in fish.
12. Ask the 6th eskimo if he wants to stay until next year.
That is the only option for todays snow removal around my car.
Do you have any alternatives for the snow removal that is completely covering my car?
Thank you for your support (In a Bartles & James voice).
Email me if you do not know who Bartles & James are.
Again, thanks.
2 comments:
I park in a garrrrraaaggggee, I park in a gaaaarrrrrraaaagggge!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
That is possibly the only perk on living in a huge building! I hate building living :)
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