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Friday, January 28, 2005
STOP BEING COLD ALREADY!
Its downright blustery!
Humans should not have to live in this obscene cold.
I want 75 degrees and umbrella drinks goddamnit.
The weather man just explained how frost bite can set in within 30 minutes at these temperatures.
Can anyone say long johns?
7 comments:
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LOL! You should go out naked and then in 30 minutes go to the hospital and say you have frost bite because the weatherman said so.
within a few years we will have a place in the warmer weather to travel to during the colder months. for now its the fuckin ice chest!
can ya fed-ex me the umbrella drink? i just said i need to buy a package of those little umbrella drinks to go with the drinks i make. man i love warmth.
Right, sitting here in a skimpy satin thing, sweating away while typing and trying to plan my afternoon without getting too sunburnt today - I feel your pain man!
7 comments:
LOL! You should go out naked and then in 30 minutes go to the hospital and say you have frost bite because the weatherman said so.
Lord, that has to be the most unattractive photo I've seen in a while. I feel your pain. Its booger freezing cold here in Cleveand as well.
Glad someone is with me about this goddamn cold!
Who else is for moving to a warm climate until this madness ends!
Ill drive :)
Man, what's that like?
It's sunny and 65 here in Southern California...just to rub it in. You really should move here.
I'll even give you an umbrella drink.
its like living in a goddamn ice chest.
within a few years we will have a place in the warmer weather to travel to during the colder months. for now its the fuckin ice chest!
can ya fed-ex me the umbrella drink? i just said i need to buy a package of those little umbrella drinks to go with the drinks i make. man i love warmth.
i miss it so.
fed-ex me some warmth too while yer at it. :)
Right, sitting here in a skimpy satin thing, sweating away while typing and trying to plan my afternoon without getting too sunburnt today - I feel your pain man!
if i tried to sit in a skimpy satin garment id externally combust from frigidity.
then blame it on you!
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