Thursday, January 13, 2005

How the fuck do you eat a whole fucking bowl of this GNOCCHI?

I can eat MAYBE 30% of 1 piece of Gnocchi in a single sitting. It's like eating the fucking wall. Plaster of paris meets a potato noodley substance. Its like soft, mooshy, somehow edible potato pasta pillows with sauce of your choice!

Who likes GNOCCHI?

Explain why you like this fascinating food and how you do not feel it is monotonous in your mouth. Just imagine if the sauce that accompanies your pasty pasta poop is not tasty. Then your eating paste vehicles for a sauce that sucks. What a waste, go have some lasagne goddamnit (in a jewish grandfather voice).

Looking forward to hearing THESE replies.

5 comments:

Doc said...

I am not a big fan and would always rather order conventional pasta. Conventional. Though it is not awful, it is just not good. It is just there.


Maybe if I ate it while watching Fear Factor.


That might do.

BarbaraMG said...

WTF is that? For the love of all that's good and true put something on it!

Love reading your blog. Every time I read it I laugh!
http://seeking-serenity.blogspot.com/

Unknown said...

I am please to make you and everyone else who has written in LAUGH as that is what the world should be run on. Forget Money, just laughter :) Ill give you 6 laughs for that chicken sandwich! MY house cost me 2 million laughs!

Wouldn't that just be the cat's meow Barbara?

You betcha!

Unknown said...

Oh yes, and the photo is the actual GNOCHHI! We didn't need to use a stand in or a stunt noodle!

Unknown said...

lastly, above i say "i am please" - obviously it should read "i am pleased" but u get the fuckin' idea!